@sean 😳
I love ice cream more than my dog, but we are going to have to deprogram you before you change your handle to FriendlyFireFun.

@sanspoint I am actually surprised Apple has not put a proprietary plug of some kind on it.

Have health insurance companies added unvaccinated to their pre-existing conditions that raise cost or deny people?

Just a reminder that Biz Markie sings a version of Benny And The Jets.

Hold on! Let me take that out of context.

~The Internet

Waiting for first proper haircut since pandemic. Dude in front of me is so. very. specific.

He knows exactly what he wants. Like almost annoyingly.

A "podcast" behind a paywall is not a podcast.

A "podcast" that only one app can receive is not a podcast.

A "podcast" without a public feed that can be freely pulled into any podcast client or RSS reader is not a damn podcast, don't let people get away with calling it that.

@kai Tarp the roof, create the channel up there and have it drain into a collector. Then you have water for all those water balloon fight parties you host.

@kai Would the channel stop water from seeping into the ground and damaging the foundation?

We're back. Thanks for your tireless work @hugo I hope now you can take a break from @mastohost and rest.

@neauoire I remember being struck by how silly it was when I saw it in the theater. I guess the Waterworld stunt show at Universal Studios was the biggest attractions for many, many years after the film was released.

@neauoire Quote from a guest on our bad movie podcast when we reviewed Waterworld, “I don’t even know why I am watching this?”

I was going to brush my teeth today but my subscription to my electric toothbrush is expired.

@rozina Right? The only way I got into Linux was by force really. My decade old Macbook was left behind in updates from Apple. Linux could be installed and up to date. That's how it became everyday use.

"Buy our CD!"

Nah. I'll just download via iTunes where you get a fraction of a penny for every 10mil downloads.

"Buy my book!"

Is it on Amazon where they get 30-65%?

"We have to act on now!"

Ok. Where do I get a badge for my avatar.

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