Fed Ex driver: hi i left this tag on your door to inform you to get your own package because i didn't feel like knocking.

Amazon driver: Sorry to interrupt this wedding ceremony, but the owner of the house 2 doors down isn't here by chance? Does anyone have a way to get ahold of them? Sorry but Bezos will murder my grandparents if I don't deliver this.

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