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What if trees communicate with dogs through scent?

TREE: Hey, could you drop some fertilizer here?

DOG: 💩

ME: I'll just pick that up.

TREE: Fucking humans.

or

TREE: Hey, These weeds are bothering me, think you can help?

DOG: *pees on plant*

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