Remember those jokes about the computer being obsolete before you got it home?

Highlighters are truly this bad, IMO. As soon as I open a highlight marker it stops working 5 min later. 🖊️

@sikkdays meanwhile, at a highlighter company board meeting.

"We need to convince the common riff-raff to buy more highlighters."

"What if we made them expire...BEFORE THEY WERE EVEN OPENED?!" 😈

@sean If only the underling in charge of carrying out the orders at the board meeting used their products. They may have never saw their reminder in the meeting notes to make it happen.

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