It's been nice knowing you all, but I can no longer afford to pay my subscription fee to Google for my artificial heart. Disney is here to pull my artificial eyes today and tomorrow Google shuts down my heart.

I've sent out a beacon to the hackers rebel allience, but I fear it is too late. Most of them are occupied fighting the bezosclone invasion of their home planet, and the chances of the signal geting past the vortex of the Zuckerberg fleet are slim to none.

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